Office Clearance Sale

02/25/2011

 

This week’s assignment through the Red Dress Club was to write a humorous ad, a la Craigslist or eBay, where you’re selling things after a breakup, a fight with a friend or co-worker, or something of the like.

Date: 2011-02-25
See pictures for prices
Reply to: Multitaskingmumma

Coo Coo for Cats!

Cubical Crazy is moving on! She’s been offered a position she can’t refuse (and we’re all sorts of excited for her!)
But she’s hesitant to move forward, so we’re going to give her a nudge in the right direction.

Don’t get us wrong, we look forward to the daily stories updating us on her 6 cats,  their crazy antics, fur balled funnies, and individual personalities. We also TOTALLY love that they all have their own voices.
HOWEVER!!! This is an opportunity she shouldn’t pass up!

So we’re gonna sell her stuff.
No office kitties to come back to = embracing change

RIGHT!

In order to assist our cubical cuddly with moving, and letting go, we will be selling the following.

Mittens the Kittens mouse pad and complimentary coffee mug (buy one get one free!)
$10.00

I Love My FUUURRRIEENNDS Sweater. – for those cold office mornings
$15.00

You’ll love to watch time fly with these two friends – give them a new home, be their new mom!
$5.00

InsPURRRRational poster. A necessity for every cat lover!
$2.00

What are you waiting for? Help us move this product and get cubical kitty cutie onto her newest adventure!

All items are in good condition.

Proceeds to go to our AWESOME office Pizza Party!
And replacing the stapler on my desk cause I really need a new one.

Location: Ontario
It is not okay to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests (sexual being the exception)

Leighann

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