I have an infection.
Thanks to Lady Estrogen.
If you don’t know her then you’re missing out, not only on a pretty decent rash but on some fantastic content!
She awarded me with the diploma below (and created it….dirty little kitten) for being “sexy and talented.”
So while I continue to bathe in a mixture of calamine lotion, tomato juice, and assorted creams from the doctor check it out.
I know right!
Feel the burn!
So here’s the rules.
1. Make up ONE totally ridiculous story about yourself that is a complete rip-off from a movie. It can be as long or short as you want; clean or crass as you want.
2. Pass it on to whomever you feel is deserving of this STD – or accept it and keep it for yourself; it’s your blog – it’s your choice.
3. If you choose to accept this STD, please link your acceptance post back here.
*scratch scratch*
1. I was super excited to wake up and do my hair and celebrate my birthday then my friggin’ parents forgot because they suck and my sister was getting married. I was bummed. I went to school and passed notes in class and then went to the dance cause some exchange student was in my house and I sulked cause I can’t dance. Then I gave the loser my underwear cause I’m a skank.
I was totally in love with the hottest guy in school too and he didn’t even know I was alive. GAWD. So I went to my stupid sisters wedding and my parents apologized for forgetting my birthday and my sister took too many muscle relaxers cause she had her period. Then I walked out of the church and my crush was there! He wanted to date me. O-M-G.
Totally the best birthday ever.
2.Who to pass the STD onto…. hmm well who would I sleep with LOL
There are some blogs that I love that I haven’t given awards to ever so let’s do that.
Alison at Mama Wants This
Lindsay at You are Here
Jessica from Four Plus and Angel
Amy from Spread a Little Thin
Andrea from Good Girl Gone Redneck
Enjoy guys! Spread the infection!!
Leighann
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Oooh thanks for the STD! (Only in the blogging world can that sentence be considered OK LOL) Now, if only Blogger would get their act together already, I can accept this and make some funny shit up 🙂
THANKS!! Here is an STD that I will enjoy 🙂
What a wonderful 16th birthday you’ve had 😉
Um, thanks for the STD???
I accept, I think. 🙂
This is the hilariousness that I needed this morning. STD ha!
He wanted to date you! Oh Emm Gee!! *teen squeal* LOL.
Good times!
xx
You’re awesome! Thanks for spreading the — uh — bloggy love? 😉 RIght back atcha!
What a hilarious award to get. Congrats!
um… thanks ? seriously… I didn’t know you thought of me in *that* way…. but you’re one sexy mama, sooooo…..
oh and btw – I think we should do a blog post about stealing limos. hilarity. end of sentence.
love ya! xx